I find it funny at how this administration is more about erasing current molds of past governments and embedding into the minds of the public the 'love' for anything Aquino made.
From the change of money just to deface GMA on the P200 bill, and put in her mother's along her father's, a bill was just passed to rename EDSA after his mother.
What the purpose is, I don't know. I'm quite sure there is no benefit though and as I've said, bills only cost the public's money which makes this really uncalled for and stupid.
Nevertheless, I've got a way to convince that the bill will only do bad rather than uplift the Aquino name. And that's with these 10 bad Cory Ave lines that will live through day in day out.
- I'm stuck in Cory
- Take Cory and go straight until you reach Sogo Pasay
- Cory is currently free-flowing
- Cory heavy flow Southbound
- ...and Cory Northbound's bumper to bumper
- Traffic nanaman! Putang inang Cory to oh!
- Excavation along Cory
- Cory shootout now taking place
- Cory maintenance ongoing
- Due to continuous rain, Cory is wet and extra slippery today
Sure corruption isn't going away any time soon but I wish politicians would at least do things that actually help the public instead of matters like changing EDSA's name and that stupid Anti-Planking proposal.
And hey, before even bother renaming it, FIX THE FUCKIN TRAFFIC! How about that? Guadalupe has had that Manila Water excavation going on for months. Plus buses never follow the lanes or any other rule, how about actually enforcing traffic rules on those?
You really wouldn't want to name a bad road after your mother would you? Or would you want a partner entitled "Worst Traffic'd Road" paired with the what's claimed to be the worst airport? Kind of fits the bill, no? Mom and Dad?
Jebus... Let it be EDSA.
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