I Spy with my Eye... a Fucking Retarded Motorcyclist

I am soooo ticked off with a lot of motorcyclists (is that the term?) in the streets of Manila. Not all, but damn are the nerve of some of these jerks? Sheeesh....

I was out to drive to a drugstore for an errand just a while ago and coming out of the village, I must turn left at a busy intersection. As usual jeepneys were giving way using that 'good manner' as an excuse to wait for passengers in a No Loading zone.

Well anyway, I waited my turn til all vehicles crossing stopped to give way for my lane. So here I am, ready to go when suddenly in the middle of turning a loud honking noise comes from nowhere and here goes a motorcyclist, counter-flowing, rushing into the intersection that's already stopped for my lane to pass. So he pushes on his brakes and gets out of balance then passes by my car by just a nudge. I'm guessing he was an inch or two away from my bumper. Adding up to that, he had to squeeze himself through the gap between my car and another vehicle that's stopped.

This is for all you MoFoTards who act like Gods on your bikes.

This guy regains his balance and gets the nerve to stop, look back, and give me the stink eye and points at me. What the..?! Who the hell's counterflowing, not stopping in time, doesn't want to give way, and thinks he could catch up in any traffic just because he's riding a small freaking motorbike? The hell with this asshole!?

So, stopped in the middle of the intersection, I just glare at the stupid jerk who's trying to look like he's right. Nobody's honking at me, I assume everybody's just stunned with how stupid this guy was.

I remember this instance when I was driving early in the morning. There's this two-way flowing road that's oneway every 6-10am. I was driving in that supposed oneway zone at that time when I see these motorcyclists just counterflowing their hearts out. And to top it off, there's this dude, who's not wearing a helmet, got pissed that I was in his lane (which is rightfully my lane coz it was one way and no dumbass should counterflow) and gives me the finger. Wow. By now, the finger of that guy must have already been fed to the pigs. If not, I hope it does soon and gets fed to the poor hungry pigs. Dumbass.

*Sigh* You know, I don't want to generalize and I've encountered some (yes...some) motorcyclists who know road regulations and even thank you for giving way. In the streets of Manila, that's a fucking rare thing, FYI. And if you give me a chance to count those fellas, I'd say I can count one in a day. And how many people are taking the motorcycle method nowadays? Yeah. Exactly.

I just hope more rules and road regulations come in to somehow control these fuckers to stop getting the road so fucked up. There's that feeling in me though that it would've been better on my part if the guy went off balance and dropped on the ground and scratched himself a bit. It'd add some memory into his body and tell him "NO! STOP DRIVING LIKE A RETARD!" lol.

Are we still surprised on how many motorcycle accidents we have in a day? I am NOT in any fucking way wondering.