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Reasons Why I Don't Like Noynoy

Who doesn't hate this guy? Probably his sister and Josh?



Noynoy pimpin the Laban sign and ridding it of its essence

You guys know how I hate Noynoy right? I'm anti-Noynoy in a sense that I really hate all that he's doing in the scene of politics. I've stated how I hated him the very first time he declared his run on the Presidential Seat for May 2010 with this article. But hey, I've been despising the guy ever since then and more things have added up!

First of all, it's this guy that started the hate campaign in this year's election campaign. It's always been "the government is corrupt so vote me, I will rid of said problem!" type of words that's being uttered of his weird looking mouth but never has he spoken of how he will do it! F that, he thinks corruption's gonna automatically go away once he sits on the seat. Damn twisted. Sure Manny Villar came about following this type of campaign, but hey, this fella started it!

Another thing I hate about this guy is Kris Aquino. It's not that I really hate Kris, I like watching her back then in "Pido Dida"! Oh and I've always seen her as a prominent figure in showbiz gossip that everybody seems to recognize and respect somehow. But that position in showbiz mixed with her brother's run isn't much of a good tandem. I've seen celebrities automatically endorsing the guy, which I believe is only because they're friends with Kris. That is surely an advantage for Noynoy considering how many Filipinos are die hard fans of celebrities. Then again, I'm thinking many would agree if I say the people of this nation have gotten smart enough to not follow such trend... well, atleast since Erap was seated and ousted :D If there's anything to call this showbiz act that Noynoy's pulling off, it's what's called Poverty Porn as stated in Bloomberg.

Regarding the showbiz connections, yeah I believe Noynoy's got his hands on some scriptwriters too. It would seem to me that the guy's been following scripts by creative writers to indicate that the government's the villain and he's the hero of this political story. I hate that ad where he goes "two roads: one that's twisted and one that's straight. Others will lead you to a twisted road of corruption but I will lead that road straight to the end of corruption! So vote for me!" kind of shit when translated to English. I really really want to punch him on the ears and all and see him cry and drool as he does, but I can't so let me just call him a fuckin dumbass retard here. The guy treats his campaign like a freakin showbiz act.

I once listened to a live podcast of a forum held in a school somewhere wherein a student asked this guy what he has done with his term. He goes on and says something like "Where have you been, iho? Were you not there in the hearing of the Hello Garci scandal?" and that's it! He was done speaking! He was there and that's his accomplishment. Bravo!

Oh and let's get back at the "I will rid the country of corruption" BS that this guy's pulling. Let's look at his accomplishments again... Oh wait? There's none! Then what has happened to his pork barrel as a senator? He's done nothing! He's filed like 9 bills, none of which were enacted into laws. Aren't you corrupt yourself if you've received millions, but done nothing? Passive corruption is what you are doing.

I've already stated how mind conditioning surveys really mess with the heads of many here - "The Presidential Fuss Over Surveys". These surveys which put this guy up first is what he holds on to. Why? Simply because this is what he'll base things on for the outcome. The way he speaks on his ads, he is confident that he'll win. I know that if he wins (and GOD PLEASE NO!), he'll be the happiest tard of all time. But should he lose, he'll blatantly speak ill of the COMELEC rigging the votes against him. What a TRAPO this guy is.

Adding up to his claim of the seat despite the odds, he's declared that if he loses, he will start a People Power Movement! WTF! I LOLd at this. He's really tearing down the good side of our history, isn't he?

As always, Noynoy never failes to mention his Cory or Ninoy

And hey, we all know how he's always sticking with his mama and papa. It's like all he ever does is dwell on the names his parents have made. For the love of God, cmon now... Don't drag your parents names, they were great people in our history! Cory Aquino and Ninoy Aquino are names that really hold a great deal in Philippine history. Now that their son is running, it kinda ruins it all. He's caused the rise of so many horrid revelations and scandals about the clan, totally smudging so much dirt on the Aquino name.

Speaking of his parents, I hate the way he's trying to copy Ninoy's pose. It's just not working out! He's better off copying Homer Simpson :)

Noynoy trying hard to copy Ninoy's pose

Have you seen him in his campaigns? He never ever ever ever speaks without a script. It's like in a 10 second span of time, he will be faced down on looking at the paper/script for 9 seconds, a second to look at the people and back again at that paper. He doesn't have that certain charisma that politicians have when speaking? It looks more like he knows nothing and only reads stuff other people made for him.

I just remembered he once stated he'll stop smoking IF he wins the presidency! LMAO I personally don't care if he continues smoking. At least the population of stupid people in this world will be 1 less soon enough.

BTW, have you guys seen him in the cover of TIME Magazine with a tag "The New Aquino"? Well, it might look impressive that he got on the cover, but try buying it or atleast reading it on the stands. Check on the article about him and on the 2nd or 3rd paragraph, you'll find him getting the bashing from TIME. Seems like the "New Aquino" isn't much of a good thing. Let me quote one of my favorite sentences there stating:

Yet when 50-year-old Noynoy emerged, hunched and bespectacled, amid blaring music and streams of confetti, he cut an awkward figure. Shirt loose, pants baggy and hair thinning, he looked more an abashed computer nerd than the sort of brash, swaggering politician that has become the stock-in-trade in the Philippines.


Noynoy looking like a tard, flawlessly & effortlessly

I still hate Noynoy Aquino, even more than the feeling of hate I've felt back then. The guy should be named Jejenoy. The look on his face, his bulging eyes, his bald head, and the way he speaks like he's gonna spit on you like an alpacha is just plain horrible and annoying. It's just that I feel that he's making fun of the Filipino people by flashing the screens with celebrities, promises, and thorough destructive words against his opponents with his bad hate campaign. I'm sorry about being so negative on this and looking like an "anti noynoy" campaign starter, but it's like he thinks the Filipino people is that low and gullible to believe his flowery words, which really pisses me off. Whatta TRAPO. We all know he's not credible for the seat. Ever tried asking yourself what he's done? If he ever wins (knock on wood), I bet it's only a matter of a few months before he gets ousted. It would be more ironic if that time will be the moment when people go out to the streets to form a People Power Revolution against him, the son of those who actually gave birth to such a movement.

A show of ignorance and incompetence, is what this guy is all about.

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  • 2010-08-17 01:45:30 Yeah.... by calex_my
    One thing i observed about noynoy.
    He is trying to feed on the emotional aspect of Filipinos. More on their impulses. By using powerful words or phrase (which by the way still words). He rides on somebody's back by using his mother or father phrase .."Filipinos are worth dying"? But if we are to really get a closer look, there is nothing about that phrase because he is dead. And philippines need not to rely on its past. Past is past and so that phrase was.

    For me, Filipinos are worth living!

    Be keen enough and you will understand what i mean.. observe the way he uses powerful words to convince the people.. of course its like in the wrestling arena where people will say "YEAH!!!!!" and there it was.. the previous administration eat all the punches-
    Another way to blot-faces of the new administration is to feed on the mistakes of GMA's.

    Well if the new administration is really sincere for the people.. He should take into consideration before removing those...
  • 2010-08-17 01:47:30 by calex_my
    ..(cont..)

    He should understand that they are filipinos too who are doing their best to feed their families. So happened that they got their jobs during the previous administration.

    My recommendation is:

    The philippine government should have an approved long-term plan for development where the administration is subjected to implement it. And not the other way around. With that, the country will develop no matter who the president is.

    --------- JUST MY OPINION!-----
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