Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

This set of words will teach you Chinese in 5 Minutes! 6 Minutes if you're a slow learner. Beat that!

Learn and Speak Chinese in 5 Minutes or Less!

Well anyway, I just came across this image in my files and I really don't remember where I found this (me thinks it was from Facebook). But hey, the one who made this up definitely has a good sense of words and humor, yeah? :)

Some say "Chinese" isn't the appropriate term for the language? Mandarin..? Hokkien..? Fukyoo..? Hehe well I don't know this ain't the time to actually learn Chinese :))