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Ready to Buy and Fly With Jetpacks?

Juan Manuel Gallegos flies around in a jetpack in his backyard. He's been working on a real-life working jetpack for about 30years now and finally managed to successfully device a jetpack. I think he's at that point of selling the so called "rocket belts" too. Then again, there's this other New Zealand Company, Martin Aircraft Company, that's also trying to hit the market with dual propeller-powered jetpacks.

Jetpacks? This Mexican Rocketeer's Been Flying Them In His Backyard For Years

Goofy Movie IRL

1000 Frames Per Second Video by Pedigree

Pixar Lamp Was Arrested and Killed

Ken, Meet Barbie... in Toy Story 3

Macho Presidentiables at JibJab

American Apparel Ass Hunting Expedition Ends

I once read this post at GTWM of American Apparel looking for new models for their clothing line... butt models. They wanted the best bum in the world to be the next "face" for their expanding line. People were asked to upload pictures of their butts on the website and voting would be done. So More...

Overdose of Viagra Leaves man with a 21Day Erection

As "thrilling" as that may sound to most of you girls... and some of you guys (>_<)... this is pretty much bad news. KOLKATA: A 55-year-old Kolkata businessman found out what it would perhaps be like to have an overdose of Viagra. The father of two, ended up with a prolonged erection that More...

So hhmmmm... A hard drive got corrupted and where to look for solutions? Nowhere else but google. As I type the word "corrupt" guess what Google suggests... Well, I'm not saying it shouldn't be like that coz I can't blame it, it is kind of true (wow 'kind of'!). I don't know though if it's More...

Consequence of Not Sending Chain Messages

We all have encountered these 'scary' chain messages promising us death or whatever... So what happens when you just ignore them? Finally, after a long process of scientific studies and methodologies, GraphJam has managed to come up with a pie graph of the More...

Morph Your Ugly Face with a Celebrity

Ever wondered what if you married a celebrity...? But what are the chances!? I bet most people have already managed to daydream about stars. So did you arrive at that point where you though of having children with him/her in the future? Did you scream that "[Insert name here] I want your babies" More...

Eat Cute TicTac Breath Mints

You know those cute chibi anime expressions? If you see those kind of look of food, you're likely to think "I just want to eat that up!" How adorable :3 So kawaii more Chibi Art by More...

Coke Powered Phones

Can you even tell me that you've managed to come across this thought in your life... ever? Well, seems like a Chinese designer Daizi Zheng managed to create this mobile phone concept that basically runs on the most common drink around town next to H2O.Daizi, now residing in London, created this More...

Justin, Jojo, and Timbaland Definitely FTW

It's already the 2nd of March as I post this. Then again, I knew this around 3rd week of February. So guess what, JT's coming in the Republic! Justin Timberlake tags along with Jojo and will journey down to the streets of Manila to finally take that step in entertaining Filipino fans.Back then More...

Making Money in Old Games

Do you love games back in the days of the dinosaur? Well, it would seem that there's money there! A man just made $40,000.00 out of an old vintage Nintendo game. The game was considered ultra-rare. So yeah, try going back to the slums and unwanted parts of your basement and check for a few things More...

Sony PS3 Glitches Due to Leap Year Algorithm

Well according to Yahoo! Plugged In, if you own a Fat PS3 (yeah the one that's not slim), then chances are it bugged down after February 28 causing a lot of technical errors. A bug in the Playstation 3's clock functionality has caused Sony to recommend owners of many Playstation 3 consoles avoid More...